Monday, 5 May 2014

Young Blood seeks Older & Missed Again

Young Blood seeks Older 

In a recent study it has been shown that the injection of blood from a young mouse into a vastly old mouse has improved memory and agility.  Is it me or this sort of the thing the last thing we want at a time like this, I mean the Empire is at War.  Do we really need the Age of the Vampire at this time as well?

Missed Again

On another subject all together it appears that the penal colony on Ganymede is in uproar after several inmates and guards witnessed an orange vortex in the sky which ejected a massive asteroid and a satellite.  According Fleet headquarters spokesman both objects are on a trajectory that will leave our solar system and never been seen again.

Astronomers on Callisto have identified both objects, the asteroid is that of 19880 which went missing in 2011 and the satellite is none other than Corcas's Breadth of God designed mostly by Max Drum.  The only comment that Max Drum gave to the press today is that "It is sign." which is unusually closed mouth of him.  You may wonder whether he was worried about the asteroid, known a HL 129, which hurtled passed us early morning on Saturday.  It seems nobody bothered to tell the public of its potential doom, it passed within 186,000 miles.

Corcas's Breadth of God was supposedly designed to capture asteroids by pushing them into an orbit that would come closer enough to the Earth so that they could be mined.  The Empire denies all involvement in the original project.

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