Thursday, 29 May 2014

Carlisle vs. HMS Dolphin

My sources in north Wales tell that me that the HMS Dolphin a corvette of the King’s Royal Air force has crashed into the main train station in the town.  Apparently it happened just after a train had arrived from Glasgow, there was a bright white light and the corvette that was seen hovering overheard was split in two bursting the gas-bags on either side.  It is fortunate that Heliumite has such a high buoyancy otherwise the two pieces would have come crashing down at a far faster rate than they actually did.

The train station was evacuated and the only casualties that my sources have been able to confirm is that four crewmen of the fifteen that man a corvette are currently missing, no evidence of bodies found thus far.

With the recent news in the press about the Russian peace summit one wonders if they are really are committed, what type of weapon can cut through GrapherIron like it was paper?  More importantly what is the motive for the attack?

2 comments:

  1. Are any of your contacts able discover the whereabouts of a Miss Mary Sawyer. She recently spent some time in a secret lab in the Dun Troddan complex and was last seen on a train heading into Carlisle.
    Her faculties may not be entirely her own.

    Many Thanks

    Spoonhead

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  2. I shall do my level best good sir, never leave a lady in trouble.

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