A London evening newspaper reported that there was a decolourisation of the Thames near Wapping Docks this morning extending some thirty feet into the river, it was described as a deep red colour. It appeared to be like a slick oil sitting on top of the river. Max Drum London’s mad astrophysicist jumped on the news like a blackbird finding a juicy worm in the mud, his press statement was and I quote: “The scrolls have predicted this event: ‘…when the river runs red, death comes…’ we need to prepare our immortal souls, place your faith in The One NOW!”
Nothing ambiguous in that statement is there, fortunately a new source of mine was close to Wapping early this morning and was able to take a sample of the red liquid before Empire locked the entire area down. This particularly source knows his chemistry and was able to separate the various components of the sample:
- Grease (maybe gun grease)
- Chrism
- Water, Sugar, Fats, Proteins, Salt
- Red cells
- Platelets
- Unknown organic component that acts like a virus
This organic component had some unusual properties according to my source, for a brief period of time when tested with damaged organic cells it seemed to repair them.
I'm not sure what this all means I am no scientist but based upon information received I would say something happened last night and it was probably something bad!
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