Monday, 4 March 2013

This is War!

Hot off the Presses!  In a sneak attacked by the Russians, northern Britain has been overrun by Russian paratroopers supported by three Dreadnought class airships.  Bonnybridge and the surrounding villages have been completely secured by the invading force. 

The bulk of the Russian Army and Navy are massing on their borders readying for a push into Europe, the balloon has gone up people!  No declarations of war involved, they just simply attacked.  One of my sources close to Bonnybridge has stated that Russian troops were heading towards Dun Troddan which is quite odd because there isn’t anything there just an old Broch.

The Empire has condemned the attacks and broken off diplomatic relations with Russian by bombing the Russian Embassy into the ground.

I must return and fight for the Empire, I may not like them but I am British and they will need all the resources they can get.  This will be my last article for some time at least until the war ends! Below is a link to a piece of music that I think embodies my current feelings:

Thursday, 21 February 2013

Exploding Drill

Hot news off the presses regarding a recent explosion on the Mars.  My sources tell me that the drill site is to the east of the Plains of Curiosity named after the unmanned probe 'Curiosity' sent there in the early seventies. Leamas Industries are the co-owners of the project to find...well actually nobody knows what they expect to find by the drilling.  One of sources on Mars believes they are looking for the Old One's energy source and their drilling point is a convergence of cosmic energy.

Having looked up their location in the Link's Mars map it appears to be dead center between four peaks some thirteen miles high, there are three peaks to the south-east of the drill site and the fourth to the north-west.  My source goes onto say that the peaks in question are in fact of unnatural origins, she believes that they are part of he Old One's cyclopean cities and that any attempt to access their technology will result in disaster.

Well disaster they got when the drill hit something very very hard and the whole drill exploded, most drills would of just stalled but not this one.  Below is a fantograph that my source took, unfortunately it is quite unclear and no real scale but it is from some of the 'rock' thrown out when the drill blew its top.  According to my source it is at least twenty feet in height, I know the angle suggests different but he states he took it from one of the project's mini airships.


Dotted about on the ground in the ruins of the drill were nine cubes of dark metal each about six inches across.  Leamas Inc. have reported that despite a few injuries there were no deaths and that most of the drill team are fine.  Yet again Leamas Inc. are being somewhat economical with the truth my inside source states that two men and one women have lost their minds to the incident.  One of the men tried to eat his own hand saying that it was no longer his own.

You have to wonder though why Leamas Inc. a maker of teabags is drilling holes on Mars, not to mention Leamas Inc's new company slogan: "Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence."

Monday, 11 February 2013

Who's There?

Our Globe is apparently about 4.54 billion years old according the Royal Institute of Applied Sciences (excuse my ignorance, scientists prefer the term 'Planet' the rest of us common folk just say globe) also according to the same institute humans appeared on the scene some 2.5 million years ago whilst the more modern humans turned up 200,000 years ago.

Based upon information found in Lovecraft's unpublished journals which the Empire have secreted away on Mars (one of my sources has copies, well copies of copies) for fear of panic regarding man's dominance over the Earth shows that before man walked, other older things live upon the land.  Where these older beings went is unknown although Lovecraft mentions the dark spaces out beyond our solar system.  There is of course the prophecy that they will return and retake the land for their own.

A number of my sources have recently sent me details of something walking our lands, something we cannot see perhaps it is beyond our perceptions or comprehension.  I will not go into the details because some are particularly gruesome suffice to say the recent Red Thames incident is now sending a distinct chill down my spine.

Is this a omen or portent of things to come?

Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Bonnybridge's Iron Curtain

Had several different reports from sources close to Bonnybridge, the town is still locked down.  However at night you can see a white glowing curtain of light emanating from one of side of the town, during the day it is barely visible, it reaches several hundred feet into the air.  My sources tell me that whilst it does not look to be moving it is advancing just very slowly. 

My sources also tell me that some wild life have been seen to pass through the curtain with fatal consequences.

Still no word from the Empire other than the continued disinformation of an outbreak of Typhoid.  I am not sure how much longer the Empire keep the news blackout in place without causing a serious panic in the surrounding areas.

Wednesday, 30 January 2013

Voxigraph Directors

Remember my article back in early December last year about Lord Houl taking controlling share of the Bell’s Voxigraph, well I’ve discovered further changes have been made to the firm.  Originally it had eleven directors including Lord Houl himself, now another two directors have joined the firm bringing the total to thirteen.  These two new directors were well hidden from sight however I have managed to ferret out their identities.  They are both doctors although what type of doctors they are I still haven’t managed to ascertain as yet but I do have their names:

  • Dr. Nu Vesper Calif
  • Dr. E. Tyrell

This company will have a worrying monopoly on communications in the Empire and outside it too, I understand from my source in Norway that Russia have already placed orders for their military bases. 

Knowledge is power, power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.  With complete control of communications across the lands Voxigraph will effectively remove a significant power block from the Empire, I wonder if the Empire is aware of this potential loss in their powers. 

I am sure the Monopolies Commission will be interested in the firm very soon.

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Empire Bans Drug 9

In a controversial move the Empire through the House of Lords has passed legislation declaring the Drug 9 is now a controlled substance due to its extremely addictive qualities and potentially fatal withdrawal symptoms.  Use or purchase of the drug is now a criminal offence with a minimum prison sentence of five years at the Acheron mining penal colony in the asteroid belt.  Everyone knows that the average lifespan at Acheron is less than six months.

Defenders of the new faith are already calling it attack against their religious freedoms.

The Empire have made a serious error in this ban, I believe they have effectively walked into the trap laid by this new faith.  By banning they have made it the most desired drug within the Empire, the prohibition years of the 1920s proves that.  If you want to people to want something you ban it, people always want something that is illegally or forbidden.

Only a fool would believe a drug like 9 would ever be legalised for general public consumption considering its dangerous side effects.  By banning it has also brought the new faith further into the public eye and the potential for new followers.

They would of have been better off applying the usual government red tape thereby slowing the whole process down by decades.

One of my sources however believes that the new faith has converts within the government and this was in fact the new faith's plan all along.  This way they can sell the drug on the black market at a considerable profit.

Either way the Empire's position has been weakened, countries outside the Empire will definitely be taking advantage of this gap in its armour.

Thursday, 10 January 2013

Red Thames

A London evening newspaper reported that there was a decolourisation of the Thames near Wapping Docks this morning extending some thirty feet into the river, it was described as a deep red colour. It appeared to be like a slick oil sitting on top of the river.  Max Drum London’s mad astrophysicist jumped on the news like a blackbird finding a juicy worm in the mud, his press statement was and I quote: “The scrolls have predicted this event: ‘…when the river runs red, death comes…’ we need to prepare our immortal souls, place your faith in The One NOW!”

Nothing ambiguous in that statement is there, fortunately a new source of mine was close to Wapping early this morning and was able to take a sample of the red liquid before Empire locked the entire area down.  This particularly source knows his chemistry and was able to separate the various components of the sample:
  • Grease (maybe gun grease)
  • Chrism
  • Water, Sugar, Fats, Proteins, Salt
  • Red cells
  • Platelets
  • Unknown organic component that acts like a virus
This organic component had some unusual properties according to my source, for a brief period of time when tested with damaged organic cells it seemed to repair them.

I'm not sure what this all means I am no scientist but based upon information received I would say something happened last night and it was probably something bad!

Thursday, 3 January 2013

What Lies Beneath

A recent source has sent me some curious information regarding tunnels beneath London.  London to say the least riddled is with tunnels from the Underground to its notorious sewage network.  My source found a tunnel connecting his cellar direct to the river Thames, ending close to Wapping docks.  On the way back he slipped and nearly knocked himself senseless against what seemed to be remains of old Roman ruins, see fantograph taken below:



It was however fortunate that he slipped because otherwise he wouldn't of spotted something odd on the opposite tunnel wall, see fantograph taken below (click on it to see full size):



See the button like shape in the centre to right of the an evil looking head, not a button but a knob.  When my source turned it forty five degrees clockwise into the nine o'clock position a section of the tunnel wall swung open revealing a second tunnel.  After a quick investigation of this second tunnel however showed that it wasn't just one tunnel but many.  My source had had the forethought to take a compass with him, the second set of tunnels heads mostly in a north eastly direction.

My source took samples of the red paint used to make lettering and symbols on the tunnel wall, he has just literally confirmed that it isn't paint but human blood.

The source was also quite surprised by the lack of rats in the tunnels being that the main tunnel leads directly to the river.