Saturday, 29 December 2012

Yuletide Blackout & Giant Myth

Several of my sources in the north of England have reported to me that the small but well known village of Bonnybridge is currently under Empire news blackout and that all roads in and out have been closed off.  The current disinformation is that there has been an outbreak of Typhoid fever, if that were true why the news blackout it is hardly the most virulent of diseases.  Although in the early part of the 20th century many carriers of typhoid were locked into an isolation wards never to be released, they often deteriorated mentally, driven mad by the conditions they lived in, just typical of the Empire really back then.  I'd like to think we have moved on from those times.

Now everybody who has ever looked into the subject of UFOs will know what Bonnybridge is really known for and my sources say it all started on the night the 21st the village apparently was locked down by the end of the next day.  The Empire is never that efficient at least not for epidemics which means they must have been close by.  This would also suggest that perhaps they were cause or were at least expecting something to happen.

Apparently several people in Falkirk still celebrating the feastivities saw several flashes of white light coming from the east of course this could of been anything.  Eye witness accounts are pretty lousy to be with let alone drunk ones.

I had a single report from the Wales in the Cambrian mountains my source was walking his dog 'Woola' after their feast had finished about 11:30ish maybe later my source wasn't really sure because for some reason his fob watch had stopped at 11:43.  Anyway towards the north of his position lay the mountain Pumlumon which has been closed by the Empire for some time now since the Conjunction back in May.  The night was quite clear and although the moon was just half itself you could still see a fair distance, also the wind was blowing towards my source which aided in him hearing some curious noises coming from the summit.

First came three loud bangs my source says it sounded like an blacksmith's hammer hitting an anvil but much much louder.  Actually what came first was my source's dog barking in the direction of the mountain and then growling until the three hammer strikes at which point it started to whimper.  As my source was comforting his dog his head was turned away from the mountain but his ears towards it so he caught the full depth of the hideous scream that echoed back and forth across the land.  After the scream had disappeared into the night my source decided that discretion is the better part of valour and began to make his way home with his trembling dog.  He had not gone far when there a flash light followed by furious wind which nearly knocked him flat, looking back he saw and I quote “An orange demon in the sky laughing at him.”

There is a myth regarding a brass anvil on the summit which if struck three times wakes the giant that sleeps beneath.  Another version of it states that not only does it wake the giant it will do your wishes.  Sounds like a powerful weapon indeed and most myths have a germ of truth to them.

Since then I've had another source have a look at the mountain in question, during the day the summit appears to be a bustle of activity and air round the summit looks like kind of shimmery similar to what you would see on a summer's day on a hot road.  The night however is a different story my source seems to think that Empire is shining a giant searchlight straight up into the night sky although the light appears to be coming directly from the ground so unless they dug a hole into the summit I do not see how they are managing that.  Of course it could mean they have a secret underground base that could account for the light and the possible excess of heat during the day. 

Who knows anything is possible.

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

The Riven

According to a recent press release by the eccentric astrophysicist Max Drum The Riven will open again on the 21st  December.  The 21st is the Winter Solstice to the rest of us and to those that are religious well you know what you celebrate and why.

Reporters did ask Max what exactly the 'Riven' is and answer was and I quote: “The battleground between the forces of Good and Evil some sixty years gone.  The Evil is coming again, it will open the way our only salvation is The One.  The One will save us! Put away your pagan rites join The One!”

Well sixty year ago was 1952 and '52 wasn't the best of years.  The 'old' King died at such an early age of 56, there are a few conspiracy theories for the death.  Of course we then ended up with his son George VII, I won't go into the conspiracies regarding him otherwise I would be here writing this article all year. 

The peace treaty with Japan and the Empire is still considered by some as a completely pointless treaty.  1st May not a good day either with Germany insisting that they should reform the army purely for defensive purposes that was nearly World War III in the making.

Then there was the controversial banning of Andre Gide books by The Zoroastrians most people believe that the Empire influenced that particular decision, the Z's have always been whores to the Empire.  There was no comment from the other two faiths.

The HMS Nautilus (Dreadnought  class) is involved in the suppression of the Black Sea pirates, its slaughter can be compared to the events of '85.

July was a scary month, the Empire's capital in the New World/Americas was host to many strange lights in the sky and there was of course the earthquake during this time as well.  At the time there was much panic in the possibility that the Elder Gods had returned despite the Empire's suppression of any arcane knowledge regarding Lovecraft's histories.

The floods in Lynmouth another disaster in which 36 lose their lives, questions were leveled at the Empire regarding the origin of the floods since the Empire report of: “a storm of tropical intensity broke over south-west England, depositing 9.0 inches of rain within 24 hours on an already waterlogged Exmoor.” did not match the pattern of destruction the village received.  One local is reported to have said “Death came from the sea...”

October sees the death of 117 people in the 3 train crash in Harrow, several witnesses say they saw bright flashes in the sky before the crash.  One of my sources states the signals were jammed by a lightening strike in an otherwise clear sky.

An 8.25 Richter scale earthquake hits the Kamchatka Peninsula of Russia during early November and several strange lights in the sky are reported by people in Norway.  The origins of the fireball that crashed into a backyard of Havelock North is still unknown to this day.

The Killer Smoke of '52 is well known indeed however there some conspiracy theories that suggest that this was in fact a test of 'bio' warfare by the Russians all part of the Red threat.  Similarly the outbreak of polio in the New World was another attack or test by the Red threat.  There are others that believe that both events were attacks from the Elder Gods, they point to the lights in the sky during both events and witnesses that saw grey ghosts in the fog.  Well anything is grey in a fog.

Thursday, 6 December 2012

The Riven Moon & Leaky Russians


Moon Rocks

Empire scientists have discovered that the Moon is riven by deep cracks, there has been conjecture by several astrophysicists whether the recent Conjunction has been the cause of the new cracks.  Information has leaked out that the cracks are on-going and getting bigger, which could mean significant planet wide disaster should the Moon break up.  If they truly are on-going does this lend credence to the theory that the Conjunction is still happening. 

I noticed that Wallace’s last post has indeed changed, right at the bottom of the post:

Originally it said: …lost without Louise.

Now it says: …lost without Carrie I mean Louise.

Russian Intelligence in '68

An old source of mine saw my post regarding Sister Mary Jones, this source has access to old Russia intelligence files.  Looks like they were very interested in the murders of 1968 as well, my source translated it into English for me.  It definitely portrays the Empire in a different light:

"In the year of our Lord 1968 9th October, they say two more are dead. Ripped to shreds. I don’t know what to do anymore.  Nobody wants to go out, we are all scared to leave Thrawl Street.  Nobody wants to be next, the peelers are next to useless, the only good thing is that there seems to be less of the Palers about now since the murders.  Although Thrawl isn’t a good place for getting noticed unless you get a young peeler, the young’uns are always nicer than the older.  Course you still get some of the nasty ones too, not willing to pay, most of them now are just scared like the rest of us they don’t want to be for the drop.

We've seen new peelers on the street recently, new uniforms not like the old ones.  They look clean but they only seem to be watching.  I saw a Paler talking to one of the girls on the street it turned into a sudden scuffle and the these new peelers did nothing to stop it.  They don't act like policemen at all."

Empire Intelligence Memo - dated 3rd October 1968:

Most of the memo has been blacked out except the following:

"…agents in White Chapel to reduce the possibility of credible witness testimony and evidence removal…"

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

New Owner of Bell’s Voxigraph

Lord Houl is in the news again, okay technically he isn’t in the news but I have traced the money back to him (sometimes the Empire is not involved, rare I know).  He should really get a better accountant, it seems that LH now has a controlling share of Bell’s new Electric Transducer (Voxigraph) which is still vastly superior to Gray’s water transmitter.  The use of the Heliograph is so outdated in these modern times as a method of long distance communication but is still used by some non-Empire countries, even the commonly used Telegraph is slow compared to the Voxigraph.

The clever use of applying letters to the numbers on the keypad has created easy to enter numbers of people you wish to speak to you, it is a selling point in itself.  Bell’s company is of course in the early stages as the Voxigraphs cables are being installed across the Empire but once set up it will obviously supplant all other methods of communication.

Why an apparent recluse like LH is interested in owning this business (apart from the obvious profits) is anyone’s guess.